Last year, after my mom died, I was very depressed but I still wanted to knit something. So I knit my first dishcloth. I used Lion Brand Kitchen Cotton and it came out okay and then I just left it sitting around and promptly forgot about it. I couldn't get excited about a cotton dishcloth. Right?
I used it for the first time this weekend in the shower. WOW. Can I just say that again? WOW. If you want a cheap thrill, knit yourself a cotton washcloth.
REALLY STUPID JOKE
And now for something completely different. Try reading this outloud very slowly. Do not pre-read it. And make sure there are not any 'sensitive' ears nearby. This joke is really stupid but it had me in hysterics everytime I 'did' this to someone and it was done to me.
I AM WEE TODD IDD. I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD IDD.